Italy, a guide
While in Italy I noticed a few things that might help those of us who want to be Italian, appear more fashionable, or look more important.
1. Have black hair, or hair that has been dyed auburn.
2. Wear designer everything. Even if your 80 and on the verge of death you should sport a Gucci colostomy bag.
3. Find the biggest pair of sunglasses that fit on your face and wear them at all times of the day. Rain or shine, day or night, indoors or outdoors.
4. Drive as fast as possible on anything that has a motor. It doesn't matter if your driving a Ferrari or a riding lawn mower, just pretend like you're freakin Mario Andretti and that at your desired destination there is a burning pile of a million dollars waiting for you to put it out and spend it as you wish.
That's it. By following these steps you too can be Italian and all around fashionable and important.
Some random counts taken in Italy:
Lamborginies seen: 4
Ferrari f430's seen: 4
Hot Italian women: a lot
Famous pieces of art: somewhere in the hundreds?
Large bug-eye sunglasses: I honestly can't count that high.
1. Have black hair, or hair that has been dyed auburn.
2. Wear designer everything. Even if your 80 and on the verge of death you should sport a Gucci colostomy bag.
3. Find the biggest pair of sunglasses that fit on your face and wear them at all times of the day. Rain or shine, day or night, indoors or outdoors.
4. Drive as fast as possible on anything that has a motor. It doesn't matter if your driving a Ferrari or a riding lawn mower, just pretend like you're freakin Mario Andretti and that at your desired destination there is a burning pile of a million dollars waiting for you to put it out and spend it as you wish.
That's it. By following these steps you too can be Italian and all around fashionable and important.
Some random counts taken in Italy:
Lamborginies seen: 4
Ferrari f430's seen: 4
Hot Italian women: a lot
Famous pieces of art: somewhere in the hundreds?
Large bug-eye sunglasses: I honestly can't count that high.
posted by Charles at
9:21 AM
3 Comments:
Great blog, CJ!!! I enjoyed seeing all the pictures, particularly the ones of you! Glad you've been able to get about and see so much while in Budapest. A great experience for you, I'm sure. Love your narrative as much as the pictures. Maybe one day you'll even write a book???? Love you, Grandma
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Anonymous, at November 12, 2006 1:12 PM
Chuck, I always enjoy reading the posts. keep it up. Question for you. In my opinion, the Italian women are some of the hottest women on earth, what do you think? Hopefully I can marry an Italian women one day. Neil
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Anonymous, at November 29, 2006 12:35 PM
Italy can't compete with the sheer volume of beautiful women that Hungary has, but when there is a gorgeous Italian woman she would win in a typical one to one comparison. IHMO
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Charles, at December 04, 2006 10:27 AM
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